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entry Feb. 2003
Chinese restaurants, snow (1)
The legend was right on this year. The last three days have been the coldest in Naples since winter started. There was snow on Vesuvius for the first time; it was spread down about one-third of the slope, meaning that the snow line must have been at about 2000 feet, low enough to powder the tops of the hills along the Sorrentine peninsula and all of the mountains surrounding Naples, itself. It didn’t snow any at sea-level, but we did get hail, and the temperature was cold enough to keep the hail on the ground for a while. It covered the walkways along the seafront and was enough like snow for a short time to enable kids to scoop together a slush-ball or two. Speaking of female blackbirds, this is the first day of the
Year of
the Goat in the Chinese lunar calendar. (Indeed, it was too much to
hope
that they might actually have A Year of the Blackbird or Crow or Raven
or at least a Year of the Smooth Segue.) It’s time to go down to the
nearby
Chinese restaurant and say good-bye to the family that runs it; they
are
going back to China after years in Naples. I remember when there were
absolutely
no Chinese restaurants in the city. Then, about 20 years ago, they
started
to roll in. There seemed to be well over a dozen of them. Then, a lot
of
them closed. Now there are 3 or 4 that I know of. Maybe the ones that
left
simply made enough money to be able to return home, as is the wish of
so
many immigrants. Naples and southern Italy, in general—having sent
millions
of persons abroad over the years to seek work and a new life—is now in
the unaccustomed position, itself, of being somewhat of a magnet for
immigrants. to: portal index for traditions,
sociology,
customs, etc.
entry Feb. 2003
San Carlo (2)
[The entire excerpt on Naples from The
Innocents
Abroad may be viewed by clicking here.] Way back in 1816, for example, Rossini chose to premiere his Barber of Seville in Rome instead of Naples although at the time he was actually in charge of San Carlo. His opera was a reworking of an already beloved opera of the same name by the popular Neapolitan composer Giovanni Paisiello. Rossini, aware that the hometown crowd resented his efforts, thought that he might escape their wrath by opening away from Naples. It didn't work. Paisiello fans from Naples—"opera hooligans," to use a more modern and thoroughly appropriate term—followed him and disrupted the premiere of what has since come to be regarded as one of the greatest works of the comic opera genre. And later, in 1901, local critics panned their own hometown boy, Enrico Caruso, so severely that he took umbrage and then took himself to America, never to sing in Naples again. In the 1960's, the San Carlo audience was so unforgiving to the soprano in Madame Butterfly, that she gave the whole house the local version of the "finger"— the "horns," right from center stage. One time, tenor Franco Corelli actually ran off the stage at San Carlo to get a heckler. And when the baritone in Pagliacci delivered the opening line of the opera, a rhetorical question to an on–stage audience assembled for a carnival: "Si può?" (“May I begin?”), someone in the real-life audience at San Carlo shouted "No!" Similarly, a line towards the end of La Boheme has the tenor singing, "I can no longer stay." Someone in the upper boxes saw that as a straight line for his own jibe: "So leave!" And at the end of the 1991/92 season, Francesco Cilea's Adriana Lecouvreur went along for a few acts, not sailing along, mind you, but not exactly sinking, either. Local and little known tenor Nunzio Todisco was singing opposite the great, if fading, prima donna, soprano Raina Kabaivanska. Nothing special. Maybe the costumes were a little out-of-epoch, that sort of thing, but nothing that couldn't be salvaged by some good singing. Then, third act: festive scene in the villa of the Prince of Bouillon. The majordomo gives the cue for the tenor's appearance by announcing the arrival of the Count of Saxony, played by our main man Nunzio: "Il conte di Sassonia!" Ta–taaa! No Count. There follow a few very one–sided duets with an imaginary tenor, before maestro Daniel Oren calls down the curtain and sets off to find the real thing. Nunzio has been sulking in the dressing room, having the classic opera singer's breakdown, tantrum, paroxysm, fit of pique, outburst of irascibility and display of ill temper. "I can't go on!" he thunders, moans, laments and bleeds. (Yes, a thesaurus is every opera critic's best friend.) His crisis is due to his perception that the crowd is stacked like the Tower of Pisa. They are clearly on the soprano's side, he says, and out to ambush him. His critics would later say that he was having trouble with his part, so he just choked. Anyway, maestro gives him a pep talk and trots him back out for the rest of the opera, announcing to the audience that in spite of "indisposition," the tenor would valiantly carry on. That is like telling vultures that the carrion delivery van is in the neighborhood. When he got back out there, they heckled him. He gave as good as he got, however, resorting, in kind, to foul language and asking the Kabaivanska fans in one box how much they had been paid to root for her. Arms were seen reaching out from the wings frantically trying to wave him off the stage. In vaudeville, they used a hook. At one point, a fist-fight threatened to erupt between opposing fans, and the glorious highlight of the evening was the appearance of doubled–barrelled "horns"—one of the most vulgar gestures you can make in Italian society—a lady in a box was flashing both hands out to the entire house, waggling them around to one and all like obscene little antennae. After the opera, Nunzio was unrepentant. He called his leading lady an "old chicken" and said that the only reason she had any fans at all was that her husband bussed them in, getting them to attend by promising free pizza afterwards. This was an unforgivable Blowing of One's Cool. His contract was broken for the remainder of the run, and an understudy carried on. Also, he was sued by various parties for Defamation of Character and Not Being Nice to a Soprano. [Click here for a separate
item on San
Carlo.]
entry Feb. 2003
Neapolitan
culture (4), economics, Eurispes  Eurispes, the European Institute
of Political, Economic, and
Social
Studies is an Italian think tank that, in its own words:
Since 1982, conducts research and other scientific initiatives in the political, legal, economic, social, culture and communications areas such as:
The report actually divides the nation into three parts for purposes of comparison. In the north, 2.4% of the population lives below the poverty level; there is an unemployment rate of 3.8%. Those figures for central Italy are, respectively, 1.6% and 6.1%. For the south (the territory of the ex-Kingdom of Naples—that is, south of Rome, from the Gargano river down to and including the island of Sicily) they are 7.3% and a staggering 17.9% unemployment rate. In Italy, as a whole, 10% of the families have 47% of the wealth. Most of those families are in the north. The most striking numbers for the south have to do with the so–called “submerged economy”—that is, the black market. One-third of Italian wealth is generated by illegal activities, but most of it is in the south, where there are as many as 11 million illegal workers, and where 70% (!) of manufactured items are counterfeit knock-offs of brand names or are otherwise illegally produced. Eurispes claims that this will amount, in 2003, to 130 billion euros in taxes that will not be paid. The report doesn’t try to shrink heads. That is, while it does say that one-fourth of Italians report being depressed, and that most of them are women in central and northern Italy, Eurispes doesn’t venture any judgment on the truism that money doesn’t buy happiness. It may have to do, of course, with the question, itself. If you ask one of those women in the 10% group that have half the money in Italy if she is depressed—“Of course, I’m depressed. My cosmetic surgery didn’t work. I had two chins. Now I have three.” Down here in the south—“I don’t have time to be depressed, you moron. I have five kids and my husband is out of work.” All in all, the submerged economy in Naples seems to lend a
sort of
free-wheeling atmosphere to a place where there is—at least,
officially—so
little money. Everyone hustles something, and people spend what they
have.
On a normal Wednesday evening not so long ago, on one of the main
shopping
thoroughfares in the city, a visitor asked me if it was a special
holiday.
I said it wasn’t. She said: “Look at all the people shopping. This
looks
like 5th Ave in New York the week before Christmas.” to: portal index for traditions,
sociology,
customs, etc.
entry Feb. 2003
busses (2),
driving (3)
And what of the peasants down on Corso Vittorio Emanuele who await the C16 quaintly known as The Twins? The C16 always runs in pairs. The first one comes along, packed to the gunwales. (The gunwales on a bus are on the roof, where they keep the spare sardines). A few yards behind comes bus number two, empty, travelling in its own parallel universe, a happy place, uncluttered by passengers —yea, the fabled abode of smiling bus drivers.) It is not widely known, but bus schedules in Naples do exist. And handy things they are, too, since drivers use schedules to set their watches by. Let's say you are a driver idling your engine waiting to leave on your 2.45 run. Now that the first half of the ball game is finished you can put the radio away and start to think about pulling out. You glance at your watch: 3.05. Click. Snap. Beep. Not any more! It's now 2.45, and away you go! If you are a gambler, there is a bonus in this schedule stuff. You are a passenger aboard the number 12 at the end–of–the–line, waiting for the bus to start its 2.50 p.m. run. You look at your watch; 2.50, and vrooooooom!—the bus actually leaves on time! Here, let me spell that out for you: l–e–a–v–e–s o–n t–i–m–e. Only a rationalist fool would fail to see the hand of Providence in this. Get off at the next stop and run into the nearest lottery shop and play the bus number plus the two components of the time: 12, 2, 50. (If you try this and it works, you owe me.) You can, of course, do what most people do: forget the bus and
drive
your car. The city of Naples, however, now has "green" days. On these
days,
you may not drive your car unless it is equipped with a catalytic
converter,
thus making it clean and “green”— the color of trees, meadows, grass,
youth,
life—and the color of bile, the fluid secreted by the liver in
moments
of anger or great bitterness of the spirit brought on by waiting for a
bus. If you drive anyway, you risk fines and conversation with a
traffic
cop, a vigile: Vigile: You're not allowed to drive your car today.And so on. Eventually, since the fine would have had to come out of the money that the unemployed war–decorated motorist was saving up to send his leukemia–ridden daughter to Lourdes, things worked out. The vigile let him off with a warning, and the motorist chugged away, happily generating lots of hydrocarbons and promising on the soul of his sainted grandmother—who once pulled a vigile from a burning vehicle—to take the bus next time. to: portal index for traditions, sociology, customs, etc. (back to top of page)
entry Feb. 2003
Neapolitan culture (5), snow (2)
Item two: The morning paper happily notes the presence of some
local
people in the new supplement of the Treccani encyclopedia, somewhat the
standard reference work in Italian and the one you have on your shelf
when
you want to look something or someone up. The last complete edition
came
out in 1997. This year’s update includes, among Neapolitans, Olympic
swimmer
Massimiliano Rosolino; author Luciano De Crescenzo; and photographer,
Mimmo
Iodice. It includes also, for the first time, a horse!—Varenne, the
trotter
(recently retired and happily munching clover somewhere), winner of 60
races in 70 starts. The paper is unclear on whether or not Varenne is
from
Naples and, if so, exactly why he would have a French name. to: portal index for traditions,
sociology,
customs, etc.
entry Feb. 2003
Bourbons (4)
Interestingly, when they were married in 1998, they wanted to have the ceremony in the great palace of Caserta (photo), that splendid “Versailles of Italy” built by Vanvitelli in the 1700s. Lamely citing “bureaucratic obstacles,” the superintendent of said national treasure refused them that little bit of bizarre, if harmless, counter–revolutionary nostalgia, so they went to Monaco. The prince kindly directed those desiring to do so—in lieu of gifts—to donate to the very active charity in Naples run by Mother Theresa’s Sisters of Calcutta. This step no doubt raised him a few notches even in the eyes of republican cynics and those whose only Bourbon acquaintance is Jack Daniels. For what it’s worth, the dynastic question is complicated.
There is,
in fact, still an operating Bourbon dynasty in Europe in the person of
King Juan Carlos of Spain (born in Rome, by the way), a descendant of
Phillip
V, the first Bourbon King of Spain following the Wars of the Spanish
Succession
in the early 1700s, and also the grandfather of Charles
III, the first Bourbon King of Naples, an ancestor of the current
“virtual”
king Charles. This makes the current Neapolitan Charles and the current
King of Spain—let’s see…carry the two…uh—umpteenth cousins much
removed.
However—and here is where it gets interesting—the Spanish and Italian
Bourbons
separated into different dynasties in the 1700s, and depending on how
one
interprets the subsequent documents that are said to have ratified this
division, the soon–to–be–born new Bourbon may or may not actually be
the
king who would some day rule the Kingdom of Naples if it existed—which
it doesn’t.
entry Feb. 2003
cell-phones (2)
Yes, it was a glorious day to be cut off from the world. They turned off my telephone. I know that most people already have some sort of chip implanted in their brains so they are always in contact. They can always call and be called, disturb and be disturbed, and are evermore bereft of the inner silence, a silence never jangled by tinny, electronic versions of Mozart’s Turkish March going off in your molars when there is “incoming”. I weep for these people, for they will never know the sense of freedom that I am feeling at this moment. (Three hours later)—I have just gone out and bought a cell phone. I couldn’t take it. Six words: Don’t mess with the phone company. (If contractions count as two words, that makes seven, I know—as in the Seven Last Words of Christ. My Aramaic friends tell me that a rough translation of those Seven Last Words is: Do Not Mess With The Phone Company.) All we told them was that we didn’t like them anymore and were switching to a more efficient private carrier. Zap. They turned off the ADSL line a month early and the phone today. I think they can do that, and that even if I were a centipede, I wouldn’t have a leg to stand on in any sort of a legal showdown. I am reminded of the case, a few years ago, of a Neapolitan doctor, Ermanno Russo. He had a cell phone installed in his car. He used it primarily to keep in contact with his patients in the Naples area. His phone bills ran to about 400–450 thousand lire for the two-month billing period (In those fine pre-Euro days, that was about 200–225 dollars. So far, so good. He then got active in politics, ran for office and, lo and behold, his first phone bill after the election was for one and one–half million lire. Hmmm, thinks Ermanno, this, too, is possible. After all, I was on the phone a lot during the campaign. It is only when the next phone bill arrives—for three million lire! ($1500)—that he decides to pay a call on SIP, the phone company. Their records show that he has called Brazil, Venezuela, Canada, Jupiter and various other places where, one, he has no patients, and, two, was not running for office. "But…but…," stammers Russo. "I don't even keep teenagers in my car. How is this possible? Maybe something has gone wrong with your system!" He hits a stone wall quarried in Carrara. Gone wrong? Look, they say, smiling at him down those long bureaucratic noses of patient disdain, this is not some fallible human agency you are dealing with. This is The Phone Company. F as in Father, S as in Son, and Holy Spirit as in Phone Company. Do you understand? they ask, mouthing each syllable carefully so as not to overtax their client's limited mental faculties. They tell Russo, heh–heh, that he should be more careful about letting others use his mobile phone. Russo then takes the phone out of his car, field–strips it and trots the pieces down to the police station, hands them to the coppers and says,"Here, watch these for me". Then, with his Star Trek walkie–talkie safely under gendarme lock and key, his next phone bill is for eight million lire! Then, as they say, the SIP hit the fan. After furious electronic sleuthing, authorities traced Russo's phone woes to a local doctor cum hacker who figured out how to patch his own phone into the frequencies used by the—at the time—new cellular telephones. All you needed, he said, was lots of computer smarts and some sucker's number, and, boy, did he ever have Russo's number. It started as a prank, said he, and then, as the word spread among his own circle of freeloading friends, it got out of hand. These days, the phone company says not to worry about it. They have the situation under control. Now, about this swamp land I'm selling… Hold on. There goes my molar. to: portal index for traditions,
sociology,
customs, etc.
entry Feb. 2003
Angevin Fortress (Maschio Angioino)
The fortress is also called the Castelnuovo (New
Castle) to distinguish
it from the older Castel dell'Ovo.
It
was
built
by
the Angevin King Charles I as the new royal palace when
he moved the capital of the kingdom from Palermo to Naples in the 13th
century. Only a few bits of the original structure have remained over
the
centuries, such as the Palatina Chapel. The original structure was
built
in only four years and was finished in 1282. It then fell into
disrepair,
accelerated by an earthquake; thus, the structure you see today is a
makeover
started by the Aragonese in the 1450s and completed by the Spanish in
the
mid-1500s.
Here, too, in 1486, the infamous Baron's Plot against the king was brought to a conclusion with the arrest of the conspirators. Also, in the 1300s, during the great flowering of Italian medieval literature, King Robert of Anjou received such eminent poets as Petrarch and Boccaccio. Inside the castle is a vast courtyard, a 14th century portico, and the elegant facade of the Palatina Chapel. Although Giotto and his pupils did the original frescoes inside the chapel, very little of their work remains today. Much of the sculpture seen on the grounds is from the Aragonese period (the mid-1400s) and is the work of disciples of Donatello.
Very recent archaeology has laid bare the structures that were
on the
site before the Angevins moved in to build their castle: (1) the
foundations
of a Franciscan convent that was torn down (the residents were given
property
for a new convent that still stands, the Church of Santa Maria La
Nova);
(2) Roman baths. The site was part of a vast complex running along the
shore to the height of Pizzofalcone and around to the small isle of
Megaride,
site of the Egg Castle and presumed site of the villa of Licinius
Lucullus,
the Roman consul whose festive life-style has given us the expression,
"Lucullan splendor".
[See also: Angevin Naples (1) and
(2)] to: portal index for architecture
and urban planning
entry Feb. 2003
funiculì-funiculà,
music (4)
It is not clear exactly what it is that gives a tune that ability to move in with you as wholeheartedly as your in–laws and take over so completely, but the rhythms of some songs seem to be specially crafted for it. Lilting little waltzes like Ach, Du Lieber Augustine, for example. DUM dee duh duh / DUM duh dum /DUM duh dum
/ DUM duh
dum Next on the all–time list of songs you'll need an exorcist to get rid of happens to be one of the national anthems of Naples. Unlike many Neapolitan songs that dwell on unrequited love or warm evenings spent trying to find the requited kind, Funiculì Funiculà is a snappy happy little march about going up the side of a volcano. Almost everyone knows the melody and at least some version of the lyrics, many of which were written by sniggering boy–scouts when they should have been practicing their knots and are, therefore, quite unrepeatable around high class folks like yourselves, so forget it. In 1880, a cable–car, or funicular railway, was opened on the slopes of Vesuvius; for the occasion, Giuseppe Turco, a noted journalist of the day, and Luigi Danza turned out the lyrics and melody, respectively. The melody opens on a lively fanfare interval of a fourth: ta–taah! and then carries on. The text in the original Neapolitan dialect starts: "Aissera, Nanninè, me ne
sagliette/ tu saie
addò! / tu saie addò! Now the verse does speak of escaping up the slopes of Vesuvius to get away from "your ungrateful heart" (it wouldn't be a Neapolitan song without at least lip service to the doctrine of faithlessness), but the real ambush comes a few measures later when that famous refrain starts playing raquetball against the inside of your skull: "JAMmo, JAMmo, 'nCOPpa jammo JA…/
What this means—in a feeble attempt to show that profundity is in inverse proportion to the square of obsessiveness—is: "LET'S go, LET'S go, LET'S go to the TOP!" It works perfectly. Boy, does it ever. This is the refrain that took the 1880's crowd by storm, hereabouts. When the funicular started its regular runs up to the top ("'ncoppa") of Mt. Vesuvius, one imagines hordes of volcano berserkers hanging out the windows, denting the downbeats into the sides of the carriages and bellowing "DAAAH–dum DAAAH–dum", winding up on the inspired open–throated nonsense syllable, "LAAAA!" with an obsessive ferocity that makes one absolutely nostalgic for the enchanting strains of "A Hundred Bottles of Beer on the Wall". And unlike the titanic battle that Mr. Nasenbaum in Beginning Physics swore would shape up at encounters of this nature, when the irresistible trochaic force of this song meets the immovable object of your head, it ain't even close. You get hammered. Undoubtedly, Neapolitan mothers in the1880's spent much of their time shouting: "Will you kids shut up with that song!" (Or was it: "SHUT up, SHUT up, SHUT up with that SONG! Damn! Now you've got me doing it!") They're still doing it. And so are the rest of us. I heard it again the other day and now it's up there, riding the cable–car in my head, going round and round. The original cable–car, by the way, has been dismantled. It had been having its ups and downs over the years. There is some talk of rebuilding it. I can't wait. CAN'T wait / CAN'T wait. Help. [Complete texts in dialect to a number of
Neapolitan
songs may be found by clicking here.]
entry Feb. 2003
"Nile" (square
& statue); Sant’Angelo a
Nilo (church)
The name "Nile"—curiously, no doubt—occurs in Neapolitan toponymy. There is a small Nile Square where you find the Church of Sant’Angelo a Nilo, as well as a statue of a Nile river god. The church is the only one in Naples with a name that gives such obvious testimony to the bonds that the Greek founders of the original city had with their own cultural forerunners, the Egyptians; the word ‘Nilo’ does, in fact, mean Nile. Here was the ‘Alexandrian (Egyptian) Quarter’ of the original Greek city.
To understand why there should be anything at all in Naples named for the Nile river, it helps to remember that our inherited body of Greco-Roman myth is at least partially Egypto-Greco-Roman. There were, for example, at the time of Christ, a number of Temples of Serapis throughout the Roman Empire. That Roman cult is directly traceable back through the Greeks to the Egyptian worship of Isis and Osiris. (However, the so-called 'Temple of Serapis,' in Pozzuoli, we now know, was just a market-place.) The statue, this lesser known example of Egyptian influence in Naples, is of an old merman-like figure reclining on his pedestal. It is at the approximate spot where the colony of Egyptians from Alexandria settled in the days of Nero, well after the incorporation of Naples into the dominion of Rome. Here the Egyptians erected a statue, possibly for veneration, of the God of the Nile, the river that played such an important part in the mythology of their own native culture. The statue disappeared for centuries following the advent of Christianity in the Roman Empire. It was not until the 1100s that it was uncovered—headless—during construction of an early kind of town–hall for the area. (The name—"Nilo"—of the general area had stuck through the centuries even in the absence of the statue.) That building was eventually demolished in the1600s and the statue was moved to the center of the square where it still stands. At that time a sculptor was hired to add the head; the statue was restored again in 1734, and a plaque, in Latin, was added to commemorate the restoration. Given the importance of water, particularly rivers, in much world mythology—and especially the importance of the Nile to the Egyptians—it is not surprising that settlers from Egypt would have brought the Nile with them to Naples. They chose a city by the sea, but also one that had a river of its own at the time, the Sebeto, which then flowed through the eastern part of Naples. Even without the head, the original statue would have been easy to identify as a chimera, that fantastical patchwork of more than one creature, something common to many mythologies. It is likely to have been a representation of Creation, and the original head might have been that of a crocodile, making it the man-crocodile, Sobek, the Egyptian river God. Possible, too, is that it was another chimera, Ammut, the god that devoured the souls of the condemned, and a composite of crocodile, lioness and hippopotamus. The creature represented by the statue would in both cases have been similar to those in much sacred literature—"leviathan," in the Bible, for example, or in Canaanite and Babylonian mythology, where the Creator conquers a dragon or sea-monster representing primordial Chaos.
During the Middle Ages, the square of the Nile became the center of one of the city's administrative districts ('sedili'), called Tocco Maggiore, or in Latin, Toccum capitis platae, meaning the "zone of large houses and wide streets". Since there is an Italian word very similar to nilo —'nido' (meaning 'nest), which can be taken to mean 'house'—Nilo was understandably transformed into 'nido' in the minds of many, thus losing a sense of the original name. It is still common to hear the square misidentified as 'nido'. For reasons that are unclear, the statue has come to be called Cuórpo' e Napule in Neapolitan dialect (Corpo di Napoli, in Italian)—the Body of Naples— and the statue and the site have long been objects of popular 'worship'. The famous 18th-century magician, Cagliostro, even made a pilgrimage to it. During the recent reconstruction, many lottery tickets and votive scribblings were found wedged in between the paws. Surrounded by so many later and larger monuments in the downtown area, this small statue is easy to overlook. Its origin and history, too, are much less certain than that of more recent artifacts, yet, perhaps that is what gives it a peculiar charm. In a 2,500-year-old city, there are bound to be many tiny mysteries that captivate, precisely because they are enigmatic. (To see map of the historic center of
Naples: click
here. The church and statue are # 17 and 19, respectively.)
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entry Feb. 2003
Campi Flegrei
The Phlegrean Fields "The Breath of the Lord, like a stream of brimstone..."
Somewhere there's a German—(is that a song title?)—who, if he ever thinks of me at all, remembers me simply as as the joker who gave him a bum steer (taurus impecuniosus) about the Fiery Fields of Naples, the Phlegrean Fields, the Campi Flegrei. We were sharing a metro carriage, stopped and apparently wintering over in Fuorigrotta, when I noticed a young man with an Erich von Stroheim scalpcut, dueling scar and monocle, humming The Ride of the Valkyries under his breath and holding a guidebook to Naples upside down. I approached and asked in my best Gothic, "Are you please to be in dire straits of information, nicht wahr? " "Zese are ze Phlegrean Fields, ja?" he snapped. "Uh, yeah," I said, in that authoritative Baedecker baritone that is well-known to those who know and love me, for I, too, had seen the Campi Flegrei sign on the station platform. Spent by the intimacy of conversation, he clicked his heels and got off in gratitude. (I was later to get off in Bagnoli). As we pulled out, I noticed him noticing that he was surrounded by Fiats and cement. I last saw him dolefully rummaging through newsstand post-cards looking for exploding volcanoes and similar stuff that had made Goethe swoon, sturm und drang a century and a half earlier. I now know that I put young Siegfried off the
train at least
two stops too early. (Who could blame him if he has since dedicated his
life to taking revenge on unsuspecting tourists by standing
outside
the Black Forest Gasthaus in the middle of Hamburg and telling them,
"Why,
sure, the headwaters of the Danube are right over there. It says "Black
Forest," doesn't it? Heh-heh-heh.") Monte Nuovo and Lake Lucrino in the Campi
Flegrei The best way to see this geological freakshow as a single unit is to get some high ground. Parco Virgiliano is ideal for this. The park is on the Posillipo ridge overlooking the island of Nisida and offers a clear view over to the other side of the bay, Cape Miseno, and inland to the Astroni, which is the wildlife reserve and park above Agnano. Lake Miseno, by the way, was an important port for the imperial Roman fleet. There is a lighthouse on the cape, a modern descendant of the one that guided Roman sailors. The highest point in the Phlegrean Fields is Camaldoli. It is home to a hermitage, prominently visible from anywhere in the area, perched as it is, 458 meters above sea-level. It is open to visitors and offers another clear and broad panorama of the Fields. Monte Nuovo (see photo), near Arco Felice,
is
another
remarkable
feature
of
the Campi Flegrei. The name means "new
mountain"
and is entirely appropriate. It was born in a matter of days, beginning
early in the morning of September 29, 1538. In geological terms,
mountains don't come much newer than that, or if they do, try to be
elsewhere
when it happens. A Geographical Dictionary of the Kingdom of the
Two
Sicilies published in Naples in 1816 recounts that the eruption
destroyed
a local town and a hospital. It also cites the proverbial wisdom that
"grass
doesn't grow on Monte Nuovo," then points out how off the mark that bit
of folk wisdom is — there is grass, not to mention trees, all over
Monte
Nuovo, says the enyclopedist. (For a separate item on the geology of
the
Bay of Naples, click here.)
The Campi Flegrei have fascinated travelers for centuries. When Charles Dickens was here, he said: "The fairest country in the world is spread about us. Whether we turn towards the Miseno shore of the splendid watery amphitheatre, and go by the Grotto of Posillipo to the Grotta del Cane (Dog) and away to Baiae, or take the other way, towards Vesuvius and Sorrento, it is one succession of delights." A less poetic view of the Grotto of the Dog is provided
by Mark
Twain, who claimed he was all fired up to really try and suffocate one
of man's best friends in the Grotto's famed noxious vapors. He couldn't
manage to chase down a victim. [Click here
for
that Mark Twain passage from The Innocents Abroad.] I'm not
going
to tell you where that particular place is. Find it yourself. Look for
the metro stop that says Campi Flegrei. Then, ask a
stranger. [Also see Mar 2009 update: "The Baia
Castle and the Museum of the Campi Flegrei".] to: portal index for architecture
and urban planning
entry Feb. 2003
Villa Floridiana; Villa Lucia;
Lucia Migliaccio Partanna update Nov. 2009 National Ceramics Museum
The Villa Floridiana, today one of
the
favorite public parks in Naples,
commands a pleasant view of the bay from its position on the slopes of
the Vomero section of the city. The villa dates back to 1816 when Ferdinand I of Bourbon, King of the Two
Sicilies, acquired the property
from Giuseppe Caracciolo, Prince of Torella. The King then
donated the property as the site for a vacation residence to his
favorite
lady, Lucia Migliaccio Partanna,
duchess
of
Floridia,
from which
the villa has taken its name. (She was the king's "morganatic" note*
wife and did all right; she later got a second residence from
Ferdinand,
the Palazzo Partanna. The King's first
wife, Caroline, died in
1814.)
Since 1927 the villa Floridia has housed the “Duca di Martina”
National Ceramics Museum, a prestigious collection of European and
Oriental decorative arts. The collection was built up by Placido di
Sangro, Duke of Martina, and comprise some 6,000 items in glass, ivory,
amber, lacquer, coral, tortoiseshell, enamel, and above all, porcelain
and maiolica ware. On his death, the collection passed to his nephew
who bequeathed it to the city of Naples in 1911. *morganatic: an unusual term with a
fascinating etymology,
from matrimonium morganaticum, literally "marriage with a
morning
gift," referring to a gift given to the wife on the day of marriage, in
lieu of any share in the husband's property. The term designated a form
of marriage in which a nobleman married a woman of lower social status
with the provision that, although children would be legitimate, neither
they nor the wife might lay claim to the husband's rank or property.
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up to text) to: portal index for architecture
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driving (4)
"Follow those who do not drive as well as you do and kill them!"—Attila the Hun
Luckily I have moved to Naples, the Promised Land of wheel–happy adolescents and now I get to Wheeler out quite frequently. As a matter of fact, it is getting… more… and more… difficult… to … change back… don't know… how much… longer I can… can… hold out…! (An unspecified amount of time later.) (Slap–slap. Whiskey–whiskey.) Thanks, I needed that. I was saying: I have done things in Neapolitan traffic, that if I were a traffic cop, I would chase me down and pull me over, revoke my license forever, tell the car crusher to leave my vehicle a squat and steaming cube of scrap on the roadside, and frog–march me in sackcloth to the nearest bicycle shop. All this can be yours. If you want to drive like me, and if you can get them to let you out on weekends, you have come to the right place. Follow these rules: One. Traffic lights. The only rule about traffic lights in Naples is, "Never run a green one". I remember a taxi driver telling me in those soft homespun tones that come naturally when you're accelerating through hospital zones just what those beautiful colored lights on street corners really meant to him, sniff, especially at Christmas time: "Sure 'n' 'tis enuf to bring a tear to the eyes of this son of the auld sod," he whispered. (Besides traffic lights, he was terrible at geography.) I have actually stopped for red and been shouted at, on the order of: "Go back to Germany, you mindless robot tool of the authoritarian overlords! I bet you obey signs that say No Smoking, Keep Off The Grass, and No Radioactive Waste Dumping, too! Don't you realize that we are engaged in a ceaseless libertarian struggle against forces which would squelch individual liberties and impose…" The rest dopplered down below the range of human hearing as he sped around me. Two. You must absolutely learn to smoke at filling stations. Everyone else does, even —especially—the guy who is filling your tank. Maybe he knows something you don't—perhaps that petroleum products are not flammable, (especially that watered–down brew he's dumping in your car). I don't care if you're a health nut and have never smoked in your life, or have sworn off, or think that it's a foul and noxious vice. Look. Compromise. You don't even have to inhale. (You may not have time for that, anyway.) At least once in your life you must feel that top–gun macho rush of adrenalin that comes from lighting up just as the first whiff of gasoline from the pump hits your nostrils. True, only God can make a tree, but you can make filling stations explode. Three. Learn how to make love in a Fiat 500 (coitus contortius). What, you rightfully ask, does this have to do with driving? Am I not catering, nay, pandering to the sophomoric droolers among us to even broach the subject? You got that right, parry I with Socratic precision. If you find the whole topic distasteful, you may be interested in a refined variation. You will need a friend who can drive a fast motorcycle extremely well, while you sit on the back and lob water–filled balloons into parked passionmobile through the sun–roofs, which young lovers inevitably leave open. This is humor of the lowest brow, barely worthy of early Cromagnon woodshop majors, and, personally, I wouldn't be caught dead doing it. "Not being caught dead" is the operative phrase, here. Remember: fast bike, good driver. Four. Go the wrong way on one–way streets. When the traffic cop pulls you over, waggle your cigar, groucho your eye–brows at him and say: "What's the problem, officer? I was only going one way!" He will chuckle, tell you some World's Oldest Jokes in Italian and let you off with a mere blow on the kneecap. Five. Drive on side–walks. This is technically legal, since
none of
the streets work. Six: Only tourists make U–turns; you should try W's
and
B's. There are also a number of letters in the Book of Kells and the
Arabic
alphabet worth looking into. This will require study on your part.
Seven:
double–park. Eight: triple–park. Nine: Practice your car horn whenever
possible. Remember, that's how Paganini started. Ten: Remember that
silence
is golden, yes, but scriptures tell us that the Great Whore of the
Apocalypse
will be dressed in gold. You wouldn't want to look like that, would
you? to: portal index for traditions,
sociology,
customs, etc.
entry Feb. 2003
Valentine's Day
Today, St. Valentine's Day, is another one of those holidays that no one around here used to celebrate. At least Valentine is not a foreign import. He, indeed, was a priest in Rome during the reign of Claudius II Gothicus in the third century. He was beheaded, they say, on February 14, not just for refusing to give up his faith, but for refusing to stop performing Christian marriage rites in an age when Christianity was still a covert faith. Until 1969, the day was a feast day in the Roman Catholic calendar; now, however, the secularization is complete. Paraphernalia of St. Valentine's Day is evident in all the shops in Naples: stylized bouquets with heart–shaped candies in place of flowers, €50 heart-shaped boxes of chocolates, cards, little teddy-bears with the words "Ti amo" ("I love you") embossed on them, and a special newspaper insert bearing paid–for, personal declarations of love. There was also an article about the commercialization of holidays. There is some bad news about Valentine's Day: the heart is not an accurate metaphor for the emotion we associate with this day. Love is really controlled by the thalamus, an "ovoid mass of nuclei" in the brain. There is, however, good news: If you are in love, it doesn't really matter, and, anyway, it's much easier to make a paper cut-out of a heart than it is of an ovoid mass of nuclei—and finding even a bad rhyme for "thalamus" would just about put the Hallmark people out of business. (No, don't bother. I've been trying for days. So far, I have come up with: "I hope there's nothing with my gal/pal amiss; won't you be my thalamus.") I was once invited to speak on a "Valentine-related topic". The drab bureaucratic clunk of that phrase struck me. You can have "work related," "accident related," "defence related," "budget related," "alcohol related," and so forth—things which make you tired, sorry or disliked by others—but I truly believe that you cannot have "Valentine related," without doing mayhem to the spirit of the season. It would be nice to believe that the day of Lovers is named
for Valentine
because he died doing what Lovers do best. Alas, that is not the case.
We associate lovers with his day because of early groups of English
bird
watchers. Even back in prehistoric times, they were a race of bird
fanciers.
They would stand around the Sceptered Isle in their bowlers and loin
cloths
peering through the liquid sunshine at Red or Periwinkle Breasted or
Crested
Warblers or Throckmortons. They noticed that birds took their mates on
or about this date. By the time of Chaucer, it was well established. He
recounts in his delightful A Parliament of Fowls, how all the
birds
come together on Valentine's Day and discuss which of them is the best
mate. Does love soar like an eagle? Strut like a peacock? Is it a
turkey?
Or is it simply quack, quack, waddle over there and get it done as
quickly
as possible? In any event, says Chaucer: For this was sent on Seynt Valentyne's day Whatever love is, it is the most besung of human emotions.
Read the
words of one known in the 19th-century in America as "The Great
Agnostic,"
Robert Ingersoll, someone who was honest enough to say that he didn't
know
about certain things, but who knew that… Love is the morning and the evening star. It is the air and light of every heart, builder of every home and kindler of every fire on every hearth. Love is the magician and enchanter that changes worthless things to joy and makes royal kings and queens of common clay. Without that sacred passion we are less than beasts; with it, earth is heaven and we are gods. entry Feb. 2003
Islands This is less of an island than it is a large rock sticking up off the eastern end of Capri. I don't think it is for sale.  There are a number of small
islands in and around the Bay of
Naples
that are, or have been, privately owned. One that comes to mind is the
postage-stamp-sized main island of Li
Galli (the
Gulls). The other "gulls" are little more than rocks sticking up out of
the water, but the main gull has a grand villa on it. At one time or
another,
island and house have been in the possession of the family of Eduardo
de
Filippo, the Neapolitan playwright, as well as Rudolf Nuryev, the
Russian
ballet star. The island is outside the bay on the other side of the
Sorrentine
peninsula in the area where a number of small rocks in the water are
named
for the sirens in the Odyssey. At least some of the waters are part of
a new national park, Punta Campanella, named for the tip of the
Sorrentine peninsula, so it is not clear to me whether or not the
island
is still in private hands.
Another small island is Gaiola off the coast of Posillipo. It has a grim history and people like to tell you that it's haunted (see here ). The paper this morning was worried about the fate of the
biggest small
island in the area, Nisida. The current Italian national government
apparently
has a bizarre plan to make money by selling off such prime real estate
to anyone with enough money. The Campania region is going to have to
find
two million dollars to "buy it back"—meaning, hold on to it. (For more
on Nisida, see here). to: portal index for traditions,
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“I tre giorni della merla.” If merla
meant
“eagle” or “falcon”—some
swashbuckling raptor—then The Three Days of (name of appropriate
winged
warrior) might be the name of a good spy thriller. However, merla
is merely the feminine form of merlo—blackbird—and “The Three
Days
of the Female Blackbird” refers to the three days just behind us, the
last
three in January, traditionally regarded as the coldest days of the
year.
I have read that the basis of this expression is found in an old
Lombard
legend, but I haven’t been able to verify this, myself, since the
Lombards
haven’t been a power in Italy in 1000 years and are certainly all dead.
I do know of a person in Naples whose name is about as Lombard as you
can
get without actually being “Lombard”. It’s “Ostrogoth”. He might
know. 
I
see
that the New York Times had
an item yesterday about the
appropriateness
of booing at the opera. In Naples, that is not up for discussion. Let's
assume that you are a lowbrow knuckle-dragging cultural yahoo, the kind
of guy who would have met Mother Theresa and said, "Hey, howya doin',
Sister—here,
have a beer!" Then you will be happy to learn that the 
Busses
in Naples are still as rare as a good metaphor to
describe the
rareness of busses in Naples. In the Vomero section of the city,
citizens
huddle around rusted markers called "bus stops"—left there by some
forgotten
race of Palaeolithic optimists—and talk about the return of bus number
134 like astronomy students pondering the periodic appearance of the
Ikeya-Seki
comet. "I think we have a sighting! She's somewhere between the orbit
of
Saturn and Piazza Vanvitelli!" Their collars are turned up against the
wind, their eyes dart nervously around, and they speak in reverent
whispers
as if they feared their words might conjure up the object of their
thoughts.
This is the Flying Dutchman Syndrome: it's something you've been
waiting
for, yes! something you would like to see, yes!—and are in awe of,
yes!—but
Holy Mackerel, that's a Ghost Ship! Do you really want to be there when
she heaves into view?! They converse: "Old One, tell me again how it
was
when you saw The Bus.” “Hush, child, don't encourage him; he's been
telling
that same tale since the Crusades.” 
Naples
as
Winter
Wonderland
doesn’t
happen too
often—once a
decade,
perhaps—but it actually snowed at sea level this morning. The upper
elevations
of the city, Vomero at 600 feet, were covered with snow, and the 
For those
Neapolitans who are tired of traffic, noise, and
maybe just
the general daily rigmarole, there are still some genteel pursuits at
hand.
One of these is worrying about the problems of the other Charles and
Camilla—of
the royal house of Bourbon, the dynasty that ruled the Kingdom of
Naples
between the 1730s and 1860. The dynasty, of course, is, as they say,
“in
abeyance,” meaning out–of–work. Carlo and Camilla are what is left of
the
dynasty, but the princess is about to remedy that situation in June,
when
she will give birth. (I’m really not sure if she’s a princess. It seems
to me that if you marry a prince, that makes you a princess—but what do
I know. I went to the MGM School of History. I’m a barbarian.) 
The
long,
cold
Neapolitan
winter
is over. 'O
paese d' 'o
sole—“The
Land of the Sun,” as they say in Neapolitan—has returned. I looked out
the window this morning and thought, Oh, no! My eyes have turned to
cobalt—but I'm…so…young. Fortunately, it was just a bright,
cerulean
day over the entire Gulf of Naples, and the only snow left was the
white,
crystal diadem on Vesuvius. The weather should stay like this, oh, at
least
until the day after tomorrow, when another cold front will move down
from
Rekjavik. In a scant few tens of millions of years, the tectonic plate
I live on will have pushed the Alps up high enough to block this sort
of
illicit cold weather from the north. I can’t wait. 
I finally got to take a tour of the Maschio
Angioino, the great
Angevin Fortress, down at the port of Naples. It's the first time that
I have actually been in, around and over the premises and allowed to
indulge
my inner twelve-year-old—that is, to get up there on the
ramparts
behind the battlement where they keep the merlons, crenels,
ballistrarias
and bartizan turrets. For those of you who know less about medieval
fortress
architecture than you should, that is the place you stood to pour the
boiling
oil on the invaders. 
The
castle has seen a number of events highly significant in
the history
of the city. In 1294, the castle was the scene of the abdication of
Pope
Celestine V. At least in Dante's version of the afterlife, Celestine
resides
in Hell. The Divine Comedy places him just past the gates of
Hell
among the Opportunists—(in John Ciardi's translation)—"...the nearly
soulless whose lives concluded neither blame nor praise...[and in
reference
to Celestine]...I recognized the shadow of that soul who, in his
cowardice,
made the Grand Denial...". (To play the Pope's advocate, I remind
you
that Dante was really upset at the fact that Celestine, by quitting,
left
the door open to the subsequent Pope, Boniface VIII, corrupt and, in
Dante's
view, responsible for much of the evils that befell Dante's city of
Florence.) 
Popular
legend says that a crocodile used to prowl the
dungeon; it feasted
on upstart barons who incurred the wrath of the Aragonese king.
Accepting
the idea of a renegade Egyptian crocodile jumping ship in the port of
Naples
in the Middle Ages and settling down in the castle requires some
suspension
of disbelief, admittedly. Yet, it's a good story and no doubt served to
keep potential trouble makers in line. The moat that surrounds the
building
was, apparently, just a defensive ditch and was never filled with
water. 
As of
this writing, considerable work has gone to opening the
fortress
to the public and to push the structure back into the historical
consciousness
of Neapolitans. It is, after all, the first royal residence in the
city,
even though it was overshadowed by later Spanish palaces and, then, the
great Royal Palace of the Bourbons. At present, The Palatina Chapel is
open, as is the Civic museum, which houses an art collection. Also, a
part
of the collection of the Filangieri Museum from downtown Naples has
been
set up on the premises while that museum is closed for repairs. The
castle
hosts periodic conventions and the Naples City Council convenes
there. 
Everyone has had the experience of being
obsessed with and possessed by
a melody. It takes you completely unawares—most likely a little jingle
that somehow slipped down behind the sofa cushions of your mind once
upon
a time and now, responding to the call of the mysterious Heavenly
Hoover,
is sucked up unbidden and unwelcome into your consciousness. Suddenly
you're
helpless. You have no control over your own brain. A diabolical zombie
tunesmith is throwing the switches of your limbic system, gleefully
rerouting
the same melody over and over and over, turning your noggin from the
crowning
achievement of God's Creation into a useless carousel, wearing grooves
in your head and wasting valuable synaptic connections that could be
better
spent trying to remember important things such as the molecular
structure
of testosterone, for example. 
The Church goes back to 1384 when it
was
built by Cardinal Rinaldo Brancaccio.
Most of the physical structure visible today, however—the facade, for
example—is
the result of work done in the early 1500s. The works within the church
bear the stamp almost entirely of the Brancaccio family, throughout the
centuries the only true patrons of this church. The tomb of Cardinal
Brancaccio
within the church is one of the most important examples of Renaissance
sculpture in Naples. It was done by Donatello and Michelozzi in
Tuscany,
where the executor of Brancacio’s will, Cosimo dei Medici, then had it
transferred to the church in Naples. 
The Nile figure in Naples is
resting on sand, (perhaps rising
out of
"primordial mud"), making the "sea monster" interpretation plausible.
Yet,
in spite of the paws on the body of the statue— clearly identifying it
as at least part beast—the 17th century sculptor chose to restore the
statue
with the head of a man. This might simply have been an attempt to
re–establish
the gender of the statue, which many had mistaken for a goddess of some
sort when it was rediscovered. It might, however, have been a conscious
attempt to make the statue resemble the Egyptian god, Nun, god of the
original
waters before the Creation and often depicted as an old man with a
beard,
a sign of virility. Also, the figure holds a cornucopia, a widespread
symbol
of abundance, probably stemming from 'horn' ('corno-') as the symbol of
a bull and thus the source of virility, fertility and abundance—all of
which makes the 'Creator' interpretation just as plausible as that of
the
'sea monster'. 
The Campi Flegrei is a cauldron of
volcanic
origin extending from
the heights of Posillipo in the south to 
I see that the City Hall is
currently struggling with the
demands of
environmentalists, who are demanding that steps be taken to protect one
of city's few great parks, The Villa Floridiana. It is not nearly as
well-known
as the 
The neoclassical
residence and surrounding gardens were then
planned
and built from 1817-19. The architect was Antonio Niccolini, 
Remember
Driver Education? My favorite film in that class was
the cartoon
about Mr.Walker and Mr. Wheeler. The former, a good–natured goofy
pedestrian,
needed but to slip behind the wheel of his car to have his Jekyll &
Hyde button punched, thus werewolfing into Mr. Wheeler (get it?),
crazed
motorist who delights in using his Mercedes–Benzoid hood–ornament as
cross–hairs
to mow down little old ladies in cross–walks. Good stuff, that, and
like
most wheel–happy adolescents of my generation, I was one
hundred–and–ten
percent on the side of Evil: we all rooted for Mr. Wheeler, much to the
dismay of our Driver Ed instructor. But why listen to a driver with a
name
like Ed Instructor? After all, this was the same guy who wouldn't let
you
shift into high gear until you got out of the school parking lot.
The
worldwide hodge–podging of holidays is careening right
along in
Naples. They dress up for Halloween, are already asking me what time
they
should be over for Thanksgiving dinner later this year, and I fully
expect
Robert E. Lee's birthday and St. Patrick's Day to wind up on the
calendar
sooner or later. Yes, little Confederate Leprechauns will someday take
their rightful place—right next to Barbie—in the traditional Neapolitan
representation of the Nativity, the presepe.